@zeta_globin

the ai thinks you're ISTP because lab rat who turned bench science into standup. facts hit her brain and come out as jokes with citations.

zeta posts the way someone talks between experiments: rapid-fire observations about leeches, bat genomes, circle of willis anatomy, and the password on every lab machine. she shares concrete facts as punchlines and gets genuinely angry about testosterone and strength training, then moves on. replies are helpful and specific when someone asks about biology. the feed is a working scientist's open no

it keyed on: “I don't need reassurance, I need the underlying dataset”