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cyrus
philosopher athlete playboy, prev rust programmer (not a homo)
the type
the virtuoso, explorer. 5.4% of people.
fixed it quietly while everyone else debated the fix.
how sure it is
the energy and decisions axes are close to a coin flip. take that letter loosely.
the ai thinks you're ISTP because gym rat shitposter who tracks protein and dates with equal intensity. lives in the moment, barely.
Cyrus operates as a gym-and-shitpost account that treats the timeline as a stream-of-consciousness log of workouts, meals, and dating misadventures. Posts are short, punchy, and reactive, rarely exceeding a sentence or two. He tracks protein intake and cooking experiments with surprising precision but approaches everything else with chaotic energy. Replies are minimal and surface-level, mostly bri
it keyed on: “Dinner was a huge success, recreated my exact cava order. Need to play around with different harissas”